Cat's Hard Day

Darwin's Cat - Cat's Hard Day

A tale about one day from the life of a Cat, who was a ruthless and ambitious commander of the fleet and a ruler of the galaxy

A long time ago, the Cats left their Mother Planet to explore and colonize the galaxy.

They founded many peace-loving civilizations, always striving to spread harmony and wisdom.

However, not all Cats were content with peace and prosperity.

One among them, ruthless and ambitious, began to see himself as a superior being, destined to rule.

He enslaved Apes, forced them to serve him, treated them merely as a tool to build his empire and consolidate his power.

It was a dark time in the Cats’ history...

Hey my human
Come to me
Bring me my milk-beer
Bring me milk-tea
Do it quickly
While I'm not awake
I'm Cyber Cat
And I can't wait

Pet my back and
Scratch my ear
It's your duty and
That's why you here
Check it out my paws
Aren't they cute?
Scratch my nice belly
Or you will be
Executed

Morning too short
Time to go work
I have my own duty
I'm not a jerk clerk
I need to get a nap and
Coordinate my fleet
Bring me my pillow and
Bring my fresh milk

Pet my back and
Scratch my ear
It's your duty and
That's why you here
Check it out my paws
Aren't they cute?
Scratch my nice belly
Or you will be
Executed

My fleet is fine
My command bridge shines
It's a work of my brain
I need a little training
Why're you frozen and waving?
I'm starting to hunt for your slippers
I'm starting to hunt for all believers
Yeah

Slippers were caught
Believers not yet
Time to go bed
Bring me whiskas-cola and
Charge my gadget
Scratch my cool belly and
Scratch my nice back
And do not disturb me
Until I awake

Pet my back and
Scratch my ear
It's your duty and
That's why you here
Check it out my paws
Aren't they cute?
Scratch my nice belly
Or you will be
Executed