Darwin's Cat - Cat's Hard Day

Darwin's Cat - Cat's Hard Day

Tale about one day from Cyber Cat's life. Was told by Tomcat's friend :)
Hey my human, come to me
Bring me my milk-beer and bring me milk-tea
Do it quickly while I’m not awake
I’m cyberCat and I can’t wait

Pet my back and scratch my ear
It’s your duty and that’s why you here
check it out my paws, aren't they cute?
Scratch my nice belly or you will be executed

Morning too short, time to go work,
I have my own duty, I’m not a jerk clerk
I need to get a nap and coordinate my fleet
Bring me my pillow and bring my fresh milk

My nap is done. My fleet is fine. My command bridge shines.
It's a work of my brain. I need a little training. Why’re you frozen and waving?
I’m starting to hunt for your slippers.
I'm starting to hunt for all believers. Yeah.

Slippers were caught, believers not yet, time to go bed
Bring me whiskas-cola and charge my gadget
Scratch my cool belly and scratch my nice back
And do not disturb me until I awake